Spread Your Legs for a Delightful “Pabst” Smear

May 13, 2014 1 2559 Gentrification, Local Business, Uncategorized
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Ladies of Bushwick, the time may be upon you to set up an appointment with the man or woman which you are perhaps less than enthralled to see. The person we speak of is of course, your Ob/Gyn.
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We are familiar with the desperate struggle to overlook the unknown, so it’s quite possible that this is a thing that you’ve been putting off for some time. Your reticent anxiety might be on account of the copious dick circulating through the revolving door that is your bedroom. The unspeakable acts of last weekend aside, something is just simply unsettling about someone who chose the career path of a gynecologist.

Dr. Stroganoff (left) and his assistant.

Dr. Stroganoff (left) and his assistant.

Worry no longer, fellow females! Dr. Stroganoff is coming to Bushwick to bring you gynecology from a whole new angle, allowing you to have one less activity to endure sober. OBGYN clinic, Bohemian Cunts, will be offering “Pabst” smears, where you can take the edge off of a dreaded awkward encounter with some ice cold, blended, splendid Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Yes, yes you do.

Yes, yes you do.

After all, you use alcohol to cope with your uncontrollable anxiety in any other situation, so it comes as somewhat of a surprise that this idea has gone without being conceived. Speaking of conceived, Bohemian Cunts will provide services to take care of that as well. Bohemian Cunts will be spreading its legs to the public on June 5th in the Loom. The first fifty Pabst smears will be given out for free, as sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Written By Nicole Benson

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