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Multiple Bushwickians Dead from Consumption of Nathan’s Hot Dogs Over Memorial Day Weekend

May 30, 2017 Comments Off on Multiple Bushwickians Dead from Consumption of Nathan’s Hot Dogs Over Memorial Day Weekend 168

As if Coney Island couldn’t possibly infiltrate Bushwick...Read More

Coney Island’s Mermaid Parade Considering Move to Bushwick Because There Are Wealthier Fans of Kitsch There

May 10, 2017 Comments Off on Coney Island’s Mermaid Parade Considering Move to Bushwick Because There Are Wealthier Fans of Kitsch There 316

As The Mermaid Parade–one of Coney Island’s most...Read More

Remaining Mustachioed Men in Bushwick For Labor Day Attend Coney Island Beard & Moustache Competition, Leaving Area Women Bereft

September 3, 2016 Comments Off on Remaining Mustachioed Men in Bushwick For Labor Day Attend Coney Island Beard & Moustache Competition, Leaving Area Women Bereft 213

When you want beards in New York, you...Read More

The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 25: “Battered Wife & Dumpster Baby Take to the Beach”

June 14, 2016 1 267

Sometimes, there’s nothing quite like a day at...Read More

Phony Island Leaves Bushwickians Wondering If They Should Move to Coney Island

June 10, 2015 Comments Off on Phony Island Leaves Bushwickians Wondering If They Should Move to Coney Island 375

After an event put on called Phony Island...Read More

Labor Day Advisory: Rockaway Beach No Longer Open to Hipsters After A Ban on White People Going Further Than Broadway Junction

August 29, 2014 2 1859

After a summer of the Rockaway A train...Read More