L train

More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted

June 8, 2017 0 154

In the wake of a report about subway...Read More

Showtime Arrests Alleged to Be Down Because Performances Have Been Less Shitty

May 26, 2017 Comments Off on Showtime Arrests Alleged to Be Down Because Performances Have Been Less Shitty 116

Though showtime often results in an impromptu crotch-kicking,...Read More

There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks

April 14, 2017 Comments Off on There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks 292

For those who were up in arms about...Read More

L Train Closure Might Get Delayed Past 2019 Thanks to Trump Beatles

February 28, 2017 Comments Off on L Train Closure Might Get Delayed Past 2019 Thanks to Trump Beatles 1311

It was the delightful romp no one was...Read More

Myrtle-Wyckoff Stop Looking Increasingly Like Midtown

October 26, 2016 Comments Off on Myrtle-Wyckoff Stop Looking Increasingly Like Midtown 242

In general, the only reason for a “street...Read More

Promises of Lower Rent During L Train Shutdown Mean Everyone Stays, Which Means Higher Rent

August 31, 2016 Comments Off on Promises of Lower Rent During L Train Shutdown Mean Everyone Stays, Which Means Higher Rent 232

Though everyone is expecting a theoretical mass exodus...Read More

Investigation Into Why L Train Shutdown Has Taken This Long Post-Sandy Finds Mole People Responsible for Plugging Up Holes in Tunnel

July 27, 2016 1 268

Anyone who takes the L train knows that...Read More

Bushwick Identity Crisis Looms As Further Confirmation of L Train Shutdown Resurfaces

July 25, 2016 1 263

The speculation and panic surrounding the shutdown of...Read More

Room For Rent Off Jefferson Street (In the Subway)

June 24, 2016 Comments Off on Room For Rent Off Jefferson Street (In the Subway) 245

As rent prices become more and more unmanageable...Read More

Inflatable Condom Idea to Accommodate L Train Shutdown Vetoed Because “Bushwickians Would Try To Fuck It”

June 16, 2016 1 315

Among the latest to join the countless L...Read More