L train

There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks

April 14, 2017 0 199

For those who were up in arms about...Read More

L Train Closure Might Get Delayed Past 2019 Thanks to Trump Beatles

February 28, 2017 Comments Off on L Train Closure Might Get Delayed Past 2019 Thanks to Trump Beatles 1194

It was the delightful romp no one was...Read More

Myrtle-Wyckoff Stop Looking Increasingly Like Midtown

October 26, 2016 Comments Off on Myrtle-Wyckoff Stop Looking Increasingly Like Midtown 196

In general, the only reason for a “street...Read More

Promises of Lower Rent During L Train Shutdown Mean Everyone Stays, Which Means Higher Rent

August 31, 2016 Comments Off on Promises of Lower Rent During L Train Shutdown Mean Everyone Stays, Which Means Higher Rent 200

Though everyone is expecting a theoretical mass exodus...Read More

Investigation Into Why L Train Shutdown Has Taken This Long Post-Sandy Finds Mole People Responsible for Plugging Up Holes in Tunnel

July 27, 2016 1 239

Anyone who takes the L train knows that...Read More

Bushwick Identity Crisis Looms As Further Confirmation of L Train Shutdown Resurfaces

July 25, 2016 1 231

The speculation and panic surrounding the shutdown of...Read More

Room For Rent Off Jefferson Street (In the Subway)

June 24, 2016 Comments Off on Room For Rent Off Jefferson Street (In the Subway) 203

As rent prices become more and more unmanageable...Read More

Inflatable Condom Idea to Accommodate L Train Shutdown Vetoed Because “Bushwickians Would Try To Fuck It”

June 16, 2016 1 267

Among the latest to join the countless L...Read More

Bushwick to Revert to Warriors-Like State As L Train Shutdown Approaches

June 1, 2016 1 336

Though the MTA has proposed numerous “solutions” to...Read More

L Train Meeting Being Held At Prime Cinco De Mayo Hour Believed To Be Conspiracy

May 6, 2016 1 261

As everyone has been champing at the bit...Read More