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MTA Cracks Down On Letting People Commit Spiteful Suicide on L Train Tracks

October 26, 2017 Comments Off on MTA Cracks Down On Letting People Commit Spiteful Suicide on L Train Tracks 158

In spite of the fact that MTA hasn’t...Read More

More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted

June 8, 2017 Comments Off on More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted 237

In the wake of a report about subway...Read More

In Continued Example of Lack of Grasp of Irony, L Train Commuters Take Pride-Themed Sign of Schedule Seriously

June 6, 2017 Comments Off on In Continued Example of Lack of Grasp of Irony, L Train Commuters Take Pride-Themed Sign of Schedule Seriously 146

“I was having a lot of trouble understanding...Read More

Showtime Arrests Alleged to Be Down Because Performances Have Been Less Shitty

May 26, 2017 Comments Off on Showtime Arrests Alleged to Be Down Because Performances Have Been Less Shitty 179

Though showtime often results in an impromptu crotch-kicking,...Read More

There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks

April 14, 2017 Comments Off on There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks 397

For those who were up in arms about...Read More

Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains 263

Remember that moment in Forrest Gump when the...Read More

On the Heels of NYPD, MTA Issues Pokémon Warning Inspired by Bushwickians

July 19, 2016 1 399

Because even non-beleaguered Bushwickians have to commute to...Read More

Bushwick to Revert to Warriors-Like State As L Train Shutdown Approaches

June 1, 2016 1 469

Though the MTA has proposed numerous “solutions” to...Read More

L Train Meeting Being Held At Prime Cinco De Mayo Hour Believed To Be Conspiracy

May 6, 2016 1 348

As everyone has been champing at the bit...Read More

MTA Continues to Try Cushioning L Train Blow With Venice-Inspired Gondola Transportation

May 5, 2016 4 414

Lately, it seems as though there’s nothing the...Read More