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More People Dissatisfied With Sex Lives Taking to Subway to Be Assaulted

June 8, 2017 0 154

In the wake of a report about subway...Read More

In Continued Example of Lack of Grasp of Irony, L Train Commuters Take Pride-Themed Sign of Schedule Seriously

June 6, 2017 0 92

“I was having a lot of trouble understanding...Read More

Showtime Arrests Alleged to Be Down Because Performances Have Been Less Shitty

May 26, 2017 Comments Off on Showtime Arrests Alleged to Be Down Because Performances Have Been Less Shitty 116

Though showtime often results in an impromptu crotch-kicking,...Read More

There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks

April 14, 2017 Comments Off on There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks 292

For those who were up in arms about...Read More

Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains 157

Remember that moment in Forrest Gump when the...Read More

On the Heels of NYPD, MTA Issues Pokémon Warning Inspired by Bushwickians

July 19, 2016 1 320

Because even non-beleaguered Bushwickians have to commute to...Read More

Bushwick to Revert to Warriors-Like State As L Train Shutdown Approaches

June 1, 2016 1 373

Though the MTA has proposed numerous “solutions” to...Read More

L Train Meeting Being Held At Prime Cinco De Mayo Hour Believed To Be Conspiracy

May 6, 2016 1 286

As everyone has been champing at the bit...Read More

MTA Continues to Try Cushioning L Train Blow With Venice-Inspired Gondola Transportation

May 5, 2016 4 323

Lately, it seems as though there’s nothing the...Read More

What Where You Sit on the Train Says About You

April 29, 2016 Comments Off on What Where You Sit on the Train Says About You 307

A recent study conducted by the Committee to...Read More