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There’s Just Something More Spiteful About Killing Yourself On the L Train Tracks

April 14, 2017 0 199

For those who were up in arms about...Read More

Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains

March 2, 2017 Comments Off on Rogue Woman Pulls Forrest Gump Move By Simply Just Walking on J Train Tracks Toward Manhattan, Prompts MTA to Offer Higher Frequency of Trains 112

Remember that moment in Forrest Gump when the...Read More

On the Heels of NYPD, MTA Issues Pokémon Warning Inspired by Bushwickians

July 19, 2016 1 281

Because even non-beleaguered Bushwickians have to commute to...Read More

Bushwick to Revert to Warriors-Like State As L Train Shutdown Approaches

June 1, 2016 1 336

Though the MTA has proposed numerous “solutions” to...Read More

L Train Meeting Being Held At Prime Cinco De Mayo Hour Believed To Be Conspiracy

May 6, 2016 1 261

As everyone has been champing at the bit...Read More

MTA Continues to Try Cushioning L Train Blow With Venice-Inspired Gondola Transportation

May 5, 2016 4 288

Lately, it seems as though there’s nothing the...Read More

What Where You Sit on the Train Says About You

April 29, 2016 Comments Off on What Where You Sit on the Train Says About You 273

A recent study conducted by the Committee to...Read More

Hillary Plots Against MTA for Deciding to Phase Out MetroCards After She Made A Fool of Herself

April 14, 2016 Comments Off on Hillary Plots Against MTA for Deciding to Phase Out MetroCards After She Made A Fool of Herself 214

To make matters worse for Hillary, who has...Read More

Some See The New Yorker’s “Take the L Train” Cover As a Subliminal Message About A Different Kind of Beard

April 5, 2016 Comments Off on Some See The New Yorker’s “Take the L Train” Cover As a Subliminal Message About A Different Kind of Beard 441

While some continue to be shocked over the...Read More

A Streetcar Named Even Less Desire: Streetcars Will Probably Infringe on Bike Lanes

April 5, 2016 Comments Off on A Streetcar Named Even Less Desire: Streetcars Will Probably Infringe on Bike Lanes 254

Even though you’re liable to get run over...Read More