While most people sharing their “year in review” on Facebook show off banal scenes of family photos and cheap vacations to Mexico or the Dominican Republic, Bushwickians stand apart from the masses with their own distinct strain of rather foul pictures.
The Burning Bush conducted a highly scientific study of what the average Bushwickian’s year in review consisted of by trolling various 30 under 30 listers’ Facebook pages (don’t ask us how we managed to see their profiles–we had nothing to do with the Sony hacks, honest). By and large, the rather disgusting overall photo presented at the beginning of every year in review was, yes, a cum shot.
While this is really no surprise considering that the 1st Annual Porn Festival is taking place in Bushwick this year and the best blow job ever only recently occurred at Swallow, it is still somewhat salacious, what with these evermore conservative types that have been creeping into the neighborhood. However, it’s rather encouraging to know that most Bushwickians have yet to lose their sexual edge.
Written by Genna Rivieccio