It’s hard to admit you’re just another soulless fuck who has sacrificed your hometown friends and family to pursue a dream in the big city, particularly Bushwick (which is really just a podunk town in the big city). But when Thanksgiving and its subsequent holiday season come along, Bushwickians try so hard to make it seem like they’re just normal, skull-fucking classical music listeners who love God, country and family. Well, The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick tried to get in the so-called spirit, remembering what turkey tasted like and going to a post-Black Friday Mary Meyer sale. But this could not make her amenable to the dullness of a traditional, all-American Thanksgiving.
Dedicated to the Thanksgiving trailer Eli Roth made for Grindhouse.