The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick, Vol. 13: “Juno Is Not A Cunt”

January 27, 2015 1 458 The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick
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Sometimes weather conditions, like people, can be grossly misunderstood. Because Winter Storm Juno, as she’s so officially called (and I’m assuming she’s a woman because I’m basing it off Ellen Page’s character in the movie of the same name), has already wrought havoc on the Bushwick alcohol supply, many have damned her to the moniker of cunt. But if you just try to look on the bright side of blizzardry, as The Wicked Bitch of Bushwick has done, you’ll see that Juno’s like a really fun ho to be around.

Dedicated to “Frozen,” the song, not the movie.

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