For those introverts who have been dismayed by the fact that every other social retard with a predilection for staring blankly at his phone screen has discovered VOID off the Knickerbocker M stop, have no fear–they’re expanding.
VOID owner Tres Antisocial mumbled nervously to The Burning Bush, “We’ve been doing so well that I didn’t really have a choice about opening another location. We’re at capacity every night.” The other location in question is off the Halsey L on Cypress Avenue. “It’s still a relatively quiet area. The only other business over there is Houdini Pizza. It’ll be awhile before anyone starts to bother us.”
Sam Eremetic, a 26-year-old who has been a VOID regular from day one, shyly remarked, “I’m glad they’re opening a more remote bar. It’s been way too crowded in there lately and I can’t stare at my phone as concentratedly.” In addition to VOID’s standard drink menu, including the Alexander Graham Bell, they’ll be creating exclusive concoctions for the new outpost–such as the Dial Tone, the Wi-Fi and the Data Overload. The bar is expected to be open at the end of the month, with late-night hours tailored to the agoraphobic set, specifically midnight to 5 a.m.
Written by Genna Rivieccio