Just when you thought the Wilson L stop might stay affordable forever, a new fusion business in the form of coffee shop by day, bar by night Father Knows Best goes and opens. Of course, it’s bad enough when one separately divided coffee shop or bar comes to an uncharted part of the L train, but the one-two punch of a combination of every Bushwickian’s two favorite things–caffeine and alcohol–is an accelerated form of proverbial
Still, how can one resist the charms of a backyard à la Sunrise Sunset (from which Father Knows Best seems to take its core concept)? “I was getting used to just making coffee at home and drinking wine at night by myself,” said Wilson local Jennifer Fathrluvr, a 24-year-old from Cleveland, but the second Father Knows Best opened, it was like I found my home.” As she said this, we pretended not to notice the poster of Brittany Murphy as Daisy Randone on her wall.
Indeed, it certainly bodes well for boys not quite men with no game to head over to Father Knows Best at night, where it appears that, so far, only women with underlying Electra complexes hang out. Then again, having a one-night stand with a daddy’s girl can often result in bloodshed when you try to abandon her in the morning.
Written by Genna Rivieccio