November 16, 2018
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All the world’s a stage and all the sidewalks of...
October 1, 2018
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The most celebrated holiday in all the land for being...
September 27, 2018
Comments Off on Arriving in Time for The Friendsgiving Season: Millennial Shading Board Games Repurposed By Hasbro
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Strangely enough, it was kind of starting to feel as...
September 27, 2018
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Lena Dunham, who can’t seem to perform any action without...
September 25, 2018
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With Beyoncé’s former drummer, Kimberly Thompson, finally coming out of the...
September 14, 2018
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While every gender fluid being and/or misandrist was so convinced...
August 27, 2018
Comments Off on Bushwick is a Land of Oz No More: The Disappearance of the Dorothy Graffito
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While Bushwick may have once been home to graffiti so...
August 1, 2018
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Due to the general daftness of youth au présent, paired...
August 1, 2018
Comments Off on Artist Puts Up Mirrors Around Town That Read: “It’s not a funhouse illusion, this is really what Brooklyn looks like now.”
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If you’ve been slightly aware of the decidedly potato-esque look...
July 28, 2018
Comments Off on “Gentrification is the New Colonialism” Gets Re-Branded as “Colonialism Was A Start-up”
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Blanc people do a lot of weird things as a...